Classic Hollywood Squares replies
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'Love You'”
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A.Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.